Rally monkey!

Angels fans suck.

We're talking about the "Los Angeles Contradictory Angels of Anaheim" that is, not those old harpies who buy calendars and statues of angels and calendars of babies dressed like angels. (Though they really do suck, they are not the subject here.)

So, since someone had an extra ticket I decide to go see the Angels V. Mariners game this past Sunday, figuring, that even though I don't really give a fuck about either team (though the Angels losing is good for the Sox) it could still be fun.

Wrong, dead fucking wrong.

The angels took the lead early, then the mariners caughts up, then the angels took the lead again, then the mariners, then the angels ALMOST took the lead with bases load and (I think) only one out. Why am I laying all this out? Because it seems like no one there knew what was going on. Not a single fan gave a flying fuck. Yes, I know they had just dropped three in a row, but please pretend to give a shit about your team. When I saw the Cubs V. Dodgers at dodgers the dodgers were losing as of the second pitch of the whole game, yet they were still energetic the whole way through. The only time the angels fans acted like they were awake was after the 7th inning when they started showing the 'rally monkey' on the big screen. Granted it was amusing, but for fuck's sake people, is the monkey better than your own team blasting a homer out of the park when your down?


Fuck Anaheim.