Life as an unemployed bum

10:30am : 11am - Wake up

11am - Check e-mail for resume responses

11:01am : 12pm - Brush teeth, wash face

12pm : 12:15pm - Eat something (english muffin, soup, or hot pocket)

12:30pm - Check e-mail for resume responses

12:31pm : 2pm - Check job sites for new postings

2:01pm - Check e-mail for resume responses

2pm : 3pm - Browse forums and online comics pretending that since I'm still online it's helping my job search

3:01pm - Check e-mail for resume responses

3:02pm : 3:30pm - Shower, shave, stare at wall

3pm : 4pm - Browse forums and online comics pretending that since I'm still online it's helping my job search

4pm - Check e-mail for resume responses

4:01pm : 5:15pm Jobhunt more even though there really are only about 5 sites that list pertinent jobs for me

5:15 - Check e-mail for resume responses

5:16pm Get pissed at world for not giving me a job

5:17pm : 5:30pm - Have a snack

5:30pm : 7:30pm - Watch a movie/Play PS2 (break at 6:30pm to check e-mail for resume responses)

7:30pm : 8pm - Eat dinner (Hot pocket, ramen, or TV dinner)

8pm - Check e-mail for resume responses

8:01pm : 9:30pm - Think of creative ways to tell people they're ugly

9:30 - Check e-mail for resume responses, finally realize that everyone left work long ago

9:31pm : 12am - Read a book/watch a movie/play PS2/watch roommate play PS2

12am - Think about going to sleep to get up early tomorrow

12:01am : 2am - Read a book/watch a movie/play PS2/watch roommate play PS2

If weekend remove any references to job hunting and replace with "Read a book/watch a movie/play PS2/watch roommate play PS2"